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Shocks new cell phone !
Aug 18, 2008 | 2:05 PM
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Once again , shockhazard has came up with a great new invention .

With all of the c.r.a.p. they have on a phone now [ camera , vidoi , web , text ect. ] , why can't we now have one of those electric taser deals , I mean , a couple of electrodes that will incapacitate an attacker by diss-charging a capacitor into their body by pressing it against them and pushing a special button ? Great idea ? Or not ? [ I would of course preffer a .45 single shot barrel placed in the phone , but , that's just me ]

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mrshubbyd read my blog view my photos
Aug 18, 2008 | 2:07 PM

Love it Shock! You got my vote!!!
shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 18, 2008 | 2:31 PM

Hot d ! How in the heck have you been ? Good to hear from you bebe ! i hope all is well with you !
mrshubbyd read my blog view my photos
Aug 18, 2008 | 3:31 PM

Doing ok, thanks for asking honeybun! I am having some health issues, so I am trying to manage those, and keep hopeful! Take care!
shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 18, 2008 | 8:41 PM

Don't worry , a shock healing prayer is going out to you now , and , everything will be O.K. !
mrshubbyd read my blog view my photos
Aug 18, 2008 | 9:01 PM

I just grabbed it out of the air! THANK YOU SO MUCH SHOCK!!! I'll keep you posted! Take care!
shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 19, 2008 | 7:33 PM

Just picture yourself talking on the phone en route to your car , and , a would be mugger attempts to rob or attack you . You then do a quick jab to the attackers neck , or other flesh , push the button , then dail 9-11 so they can come pick up the trash .
Mikey66 read my blog view my photos
Aug 19, 2008 | 8:08 PM

TASER IDEA IS GOOD BUT I LIKE THE .45 CAL IDEA BETTER , YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT CERTAIN ROUNDS THOUGH I PREFER A .40 CAL MYSELF
shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 20, 2008 | 8:15 PM

You have to admit that there is some entertainment factor in teaching a would be mugger/rapist/murderer/thug how to break dance with electricity . I'm mean , yeah , it's hard to beat splattering their brains with a 240 gr. slug , but , it's got to be a cool second choice .
Mikey66 read my blog view my photos
Aug 20, 2008 | 9:20 PM

I AGREE , ITS NICE TO HAVE OTHER OPTIONS , THE SPLATTERING PART IN MUCH MORE COLORFUL, IF WE COULD GET THE MUGGER/RAPIST/MURDERER/THUG TO HOLD A BLANK POSTER BOARD BEHIND THERE HEAD WHEN YOU SPLATTER THERE BRAINS I WONDER IF THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED ART , I BET I COULD GET BIG MONEY FOR IT
shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 21, 2008 | 2:41 PM

Good one mickey ! Why didn't I think of that ?
ReverendCirca53 read my blog view my photos
Aug 21, 2008 | 4:31 PM

Shock....Patent it Now....And get it on kwames ankle.....LOL.....
J_patterson48 read my blog
Aug 25, 2008 | 10:49 AM

First of all, you can't even spell! I can say what I want about the Detroit Athletic Club! As far as joining, I can afford and definately make enough money to join if that's what I wanted to do. I wouldn't join because of what type of place it is. You speak your mind on every thing there is to respond to. Why can't I!!Obvisiously, that's you have to do all day is blog? Get a life Mr. Blogger! I guess if people are not talking Kwame, then it's not interesting?
shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 25, 2008 | 11:07 AM

I hate all the Kwame stuff ! Not only is he boring , he's a criminal . And , I don't use spell check . I also don't critisise athers that don't . As long as I can get the message , that is OK with me . Do you have spell check when you talk to someone ? I think not !
writerandeditor read my blog
Aug 25, 2008 | 12:07 PM

Cell phones with tasers...what an idea!

If you want to see what else cell phones can do go to my blog on cell phones and popcorn. Too funny.

LOVED your military humor post...More..more..more.
Mikey66 read my blog view my photos
Aug 26, 2008 | 5:43 PM

SHOCK SOUNDS LIKE J PATTERSON HAS A DEFINITE BUG UP HIS A55
shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 27, 2008 | 11:37 AM

Well then mickey , we'll just have to put my new cell phone up there for him !
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