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And , with her new running mate Brittany Spears , they bring a whole [ hole ] new meaning to a political party .

Finaly , a candidate I'd like to sink my teeth into .

We wont have to worry about these two hiding anything , that's for sure .

I can't wait to see the vidios on them handling foriegn policy [ so to speak ] !

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midevil read my blog
Aug 6, 2008 | 1:04 PM

Paris for Prez.
Brittany for Veep. So she's the Veep who's got the creep.....or is that the crud?
Rosie O'Donnell for Head of the Armed Forces committee.

Rules of Business in White House.

1. No BLEEP allowed.
2. What is a panty?
3. Pot in every chicken.
4. Video's cannot be sold.
5. Make condoms flavored.
6. No untanned pages/aides allowed in W.H.
7. OSAMAs painted picture removed from ceiling.
8. All leather straps, boots and outfits must be approved beforehand.
9. All Secret Service men must be nude to see who's the best man.
10. All foreigners must register with INS.

paula_perrotta read my blog view my photos
Aug 6, 2008 | 1:10 PM

Shock, I think Paris has heard you! See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.comSee more funny videos at Funny or Die

shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 6, 2008 | 1:13 PM

I thought you might like the idea Mid !
These two wont be lying on their backs when it comes to issues . Oh no ! They'll be right on top of them , that's for sure .
Nothing shallow about them either , they are about as deep as you can get .

shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 6, 2008 | 1:18 PM

Thank You Paula ! You're so cute , they could make you their press secretary !

midevil read my blog
Aug 6, 2008 | 4:28 PM

Not speaking to PParrot after she chastized us with her Chilean tongue about how we speak on these blogs.....never ever never ever never going to use her name to grace the pages, and you had better realize that Paula........

NEVER EVER.

Thanks Shock. Good job as usual.
Ignoring other blogger (pphhhffflllaaaatttt)

midevil read my blog
Aug 6, 2008 | 4:32 PM

So Paris and Brittany are not going to bend over and take it like men, but instead, they are going to lay back and enjoy the ride as Prez and Veep.

Alas and alack, that will take some deep probing Shock to get to the dark hole of why these two exist. But shine the correct color at them (green) and they'll open up like a gigantic CLAM exposing all that they can like gorillas in a zoo.

There'll be fur flying. They will have to examine their lifestyle and probably swallow..some pride....ya, pride, pride.

shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 6, 2008 | 4:52 PM

When it comes to experience Mid , you've got to admitt these two are toppers .
Talk about being able to handle the press , these two could slide right thru the crowd like no-get out [ thanks to all of that KY left over on them ] .
I'm still trying to find a down side to them .[ you know what I mean ? "

car7858 read my blog view my photos
Aug 6, 2008 | 6:56 PM

As long as they make Shock Secretary Of Defense & Midevils could be the Treasurer, hey why not??? I could tolerate a menial job as their personal chauffeur or something in that line! LOL! P.S. Amazing how Rihanna would get the title First Lady huh? They might bicker about that one!

Mikey66 read my blog view my photos
Aug 6, 2008 | 7:15 PM

IF SHOCK IS SECRETARY OF DEFENSE AND MID AS TREASURER CAN I BE DEPT OF THE INFERIOR

shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 6, 2008 | 7:27 PM

Hey , I wanted to drive the limo ! Sheeze !
But secretary of defense will do just fine .

shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 6, 2008 | 9:01 PM

Mickey , you dept. of corrections ! If we screw up , you correct us !

car7858 read my blog view my photos
Aug 6, 2008 | 11:21 PM

Shock-I would make sure you had priority service transport for wherever you go with them, then we could double-up and go Dutch! You get first choice-Paris or Rihanna? I somehow wouldn't feel like a loser in that choice! At least when something comes out of Rihanna's mouth, it makes sense! LOL.

shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 7, 2008 | 12:16 AM

LMFAO ! We flip ! I don't care either ! Heck , I'd have dreams about loosing that one .

midevil read my blog
Aug 7, 2008 | 8:17 AM

"Roll me over, in the clover"
"Push it in,

oops, was having a bit of a dream there. I say, let all the men get out there and proudly hold your staff at attention for a new Presidential candidate, Paris (does) Hilton and her Vice Presidential running mate, Rihanna. Firmly grip that "staff" and vote with your hearts and well as your minds, for they're offering to "bed" any situations that may arise, no matter how "big" or "small" the "size" of the problem. They're motto will be, "WE'LL KEEP YOU A-BREAST OF THE LATEST HAPPENINGS, NO MATTER HOW FIRM OR RELAXED IT SEEMS"..........

midevil read my blog
Aug 7, 2008 | 8:17 AM

They have our vote.....LOL

car7858 read my blog view my photos
Aug 7, 2008 | 8:55 AM

As long as they make the new national bird Da Finger, I'm all for it!! What, some can't hear our new national bird-Should America turn it up??? LOL.

Luvs1964 read my blog view my photos
Aug 7, 2008 | 11:05 AM

hey shock........sent ya an email, guessing you didnt get it. just wanted to say hiya, and hows things??

mwah, luvs

shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 7, 2008 | 11:07 AM

Luv you luvs ! Good to hear from you .I'll check it now .
shockhazard@sbcglobal.net

shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 7, 2008 | 11:10 AM

nope , i didn't get it , try again twin , err , I mean , luvs .

shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 7, 2008 | 11:14 AM

I like that idea Car ! The new national symbal will be a bikini [ thong type , of course ]!
The national tree , will be Al Gore .
National animal : Kitten
National food : Mc Donalds
National drink : High ball
National sport : Mud wrestling [ females only ]
National pastime : watching Paris porn .
Any others you can come up with ?

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