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by midevil from Between Here and There?

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Alrighty, it seems that our Good Lord has left the DNC in Denver and the newest Messiah (just a legend in his own mind), can start to change the greatest country in the world.............

Why would he even attempt to emit such vomitus?

Perhaps his wife isn't quite proud enough yet to be an American?     Let's see how it would look if he had his way after he's done stepping on MLK.

Money?   Sure he's going to fix Washington's money problems.    It's easy.    He'll just print more, with his own pictures on it as in the ones below.

 

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Perhaps show America how he prefers to dress when he's not in his designer suits that cost more than what some people's yearly income is.     How much money was spent on the DNC getup that could have went to resolve the problems of home foreclosures, medicaid woes, or even assistance in those troops who have left loved ones behind and cannot afford to buy groceries?

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Here's his idealism on a great stimulus for America.

     Hi I'm BARACK! All ya gotta do is pull up on the rack and I'll drain that nasty old conservative sludge! Then we'll pop the hood, give you a new reality filter plus five quarts of the finest 30 weight Liberaline and you'll be on your way.     Oh, we'll have to have you greased and lubed in your rear end so that you full understand my visions.

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And the wife?    BLEEP does one live in this country as a private citizen, attend one of the most prestigious colleges that exist, yet write a thesis criticizing the affluent white people, and never be proud to be a citizen until her Messiah is finally nominated?

    Factoid

Michelle Obama once worked briefly as a substitute elementary school teacher. School administrators were forced to terminate her employment when parents complained that her big feet frightened the children.     

Michelle Obama's actual size 14W shoe.

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And you were thinking that Morgan Freeman was more than just a driver and a good actor?

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Look who's really BARACK-NO "HUSSEIN" NOBAMA's reall supporters.

 

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A perfectly framed picture of a Presidential Wannabee and his wife, Mudslinger.

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Remember the big "stink" a few months back when a certain Senator spoke out about a young junior Senator and the world went upside down because of his statements that he believed we taken out of context?

NOW WHAT DO YOU SEE, FOLKS?

THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE PUTTING THIS COUNTRY INTO WHEN YOU CAST YOUR VOTE THIS FALL.      

DONT' FALL FOR IN-EXPERIENCE AND A HISTORY OF A DILUTED MIND OF A PERSON WHO THINKS THEY SHOULD BE SITTING WITH GOD AT HIS SIDE.

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StooltimeCounseling read my blog view my photos
Aug 29, 2008 | 11:18 AM

Pretty funny, MidEvil. As I'm sitting here reading your post, the new buzz is about McCain picking Sarah Palin as his VP running mate. What a brilliant choice!

She's a hockey mom, mother of 5, likes to hunt and fish, has experience with commentating, she's young and looks very attractive.

I can hear the air leaving Senator Obama's already underinflated tires.

jax276 read my blog view my photos
Aug 29, 2008 | 12:33 PM

STC, I thought as soon as Clinton lost her bid for presidency that McCain's best move politically would be to pick a woman VP. I just ddn't think he'd go to Alaska to find one.

midevil read my blog
Aug 29, 2008 | 2:50 PM

Jax, he went to Alaska because the women up there are rugged.
They have been known to gut a fish in less than a minute and have the perfect filet.
They have been known to take down a caribou at 375 yards with a perfect heart/lung shot, gut it, drag it back to camp, skin it, jerky what they could, and then cook it for her man.
They have been known to travel by dog sled for 6 weeks without water or toilet paper just so they could get a box of tampons, yet come home looking as lovely as ever.
They have been known to kick grizzly bears in the NADS while looking them dead straight in the eyes, because that grizzly bear was smelling her canned gooseberry preserves.
They had been known to get pregnant, carry the baby full term, and deliver it while breaking horses to use at the cabin.
They have been known to swim naked in the creek, and...........wait, that's a different story.
They have been known to knock out a lumberjack's gold tooth because he called her unfemininine while she was wearing coveralls, a plain shirt, and hiking boots.
At this point, we take a breath so you can catch up on the visions we've given.

Yes, Alaska. The Last Wild Frontier.
A place where a man can escape, and his wife will always find him because he doesn't wash his socks or underwear.

A man's home......well, it used to be.

midevil read my blog
Aug 29, 2008 | 2:52 PM

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jax276 read my blog view my photos
Aug 29, 2008 | 3:39 PM

Thanks for clearing that up for me Mid. I guess I'll be missing that coffee with the Fox blogger folks, I'm moving to Alaska..

Tallmanok2 read my blog view my photos
Aug 29, 2008 | 5:11 PM

I can't believe they had to go to Alaska to find a running mate with little baggage....LOL

jax276 read my blog view my photos
Aug 29, 2008 | 5:27 PM

Alaskans don't have baggage because they're wearing everything for warmth. Sheesh, it's so obvious Tall..

shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 29, 2008 | 7:00 PM

Great post Mid ! ROTFLMMFAO !!!!!!!
This is no ordinary woman , that's for sure .
Mid , I thought she took down that caribou at 375 yards with a sling shot BTW !

shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Aug 29, 2008 | 7:01 PM

I also heard she used a tampon as the projectile !

midevil read my blog
Aug 30, 2008 | 8:32 AM

Shock, this is a family channel, so some of the stories had to be changed to protect those who write it.

midevil read my blog
Aug 31, 2008 | 12:53 PM

Shock, it was not new, either. But it was soaked with crude oil straight from the ANWR, so it made its mark.......

Zoot_Suit read my blog view my photos
Sep 1, 2008 | 11:35 PM

Funny stuff! Keep it coming! LOL

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