TheMidevils's Blog

For those of you who are new to the blog, let me introduce myself and show you a picture of who I am.    I'm Monica, the ghetto born, ghetto raised, ghetto hating member of the city council.   This is me, down below....

Whoops, wrong picture.    That's just me out on the lawn watching Detroit fail.   Let me turn around and you will be able to view my 2 a$$es.

There, isn't that better?    Like 3 rats in a sinking ship.   We are what makes a city a good city.      One that is full of crime, despair, jobless people, high taxes, lowest school completion/graduation, drugs, prostitution and the laughing stock of America.

Just the other day while at my job, someone interrupted me while I was speaking, so I promptly set the rules of engagement with the leader of the pack.    He attempted to put me in my place, so I screamed at him and told him that he needs to work on his own house.     He called me out, and I'm ready.

NO ONE, I mean NO ONE disses Monica C.

Not even Shrek pictured below.

So you see folks, I may be little, but I'm full of piss and vinegar, and I can take care of myself.     Lordy, Lordy, I knows how.

Now I have to go meet my hubby and discuss my mouth, oops, my morals.     Before I go, here we are on vacation.

I'm the little ass on the right.    He's the old ass on the left.