Tallmanok2's Blog

Thanks for the laugh, Tall;^)

The big party was was facing cancellation because of the mayonnaise loss when a little boy whipped up a miracle! From then on they used Miracle Whip instead!

Mid , I thought I was bad . Where do you come up with this sh!t ?

BTW Tall, I saw a tomato in my refrigerator blushing because it caught the salad dressing.....

Shock, my mind appears to contain a cornucopia of worthless information and then suddenly...
wham...something triggers it's release.

Speaking of triggers. Olee lived in a small town in northern Minnesota in a house located right next door to the only Catholic church in town. Sadly, Olee was Lutheran. Come Friday night, Olee would always come home from the bar and throw some meat on the grill for his supper. Every year during Lent, the Catholics would protest to the Pastor about the smell of meat cooking on Olee's grill, so one day the Pastor walked over, spoke in depth to Olee about what was happening, and agreed to tutor Olee into becoming Catholic. Ollie took the classes and then came the day. Olee knelt in front of the Pastor and as the Pastor sprinkled Olee with holy water, he said, "you were born a Lutheran, raised a Luther, and now you are Catholic. The congregation was estatic over his change in religions. The next year the congregation came to church, but then they smelled meat cooking and it was coming from Olee's house. The Pastor ran over from the church only to see Olee had a large venison steak cooking on the grill, and the words from his mouth could never be forgetton, for Olee said, "You were born a Venison, was raised a Venison, but now you're a Walleye."........