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The Lie Clock
Apr 5, 2008 | 12:04 PM
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "Why are all those clocks here"?

St. Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move".

"Oh", replied the man, "Very interesting ... whose clock is that"?

"That's Mother Teresa's clock", answered St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie".

"Incredible"! exclaimed the man. "And whose clock is that one"?

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved only twice, telling us that Abe has told only two lies in his entire life".

"Where's Kwame Kilpatrick's clock"? asked the man.

"Kwame's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan", answered St. Peter.

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TrueJustice read my blog
Apr 5, 2008 | 1:09 PM

LOL...LOL...LOL... GOOD ONE STOOLTIME!!! HIS CEILING FAN CLOCK HAS ONE SPEED THAT'S HIGH!!! LOL...LOL...
StooltimeCounseling read my blog view my photos
Apr 5, 2008 | 1:45 PM

Here's one way of turning a negative into a positive:

We tend to learn the lesson of humility by being humiliated. Most of us can also learn the lesson of honesty by being cheated.

Politicians and public officials who lie to us can actually be teaching us all a positive lesson. It doesn't take away from the fact that they should be held accountable for their lies, though. I'm just talking about how we can control OUR reactions to their lies.
steveincanton read my blog view my photos
Apr 5, 2008 | 3:33 PM

I never saw that coming!
car7858 read my blog view my photos
Apr 5, 2008 | 6:30 PM

Totally awesome StooltimeCounseling! I needed this one, thanks!
shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Apr 5, 2008 | 8:15 PM

Nice one ! LOL .
sarge-m read my blog
Apr 6, 2008 | 6:23 AM

Great joke, Stool.
Andrew8100
Apr 6, 2008 | 3:21 PM

LOL,LOL, LOL. this joke made my day (clap, clap, clap)
former_detroiter read my blog view my photos
Apr 7, 2008 | 2:13 AM

Good one! LOL I put it on my blog too. LOL
austin40
Apr 7, 2008 | 8:35 AM

Totally funny!
detroitgirldt read my blog view my photos
Apr 9, 2008 | 7:31 AM

WELL THEN HOW COME KWAMEE IS STILL AROUND IM SURE HIS CLOCK HAS TICKED OVERTIME.....LOL
jamacia read my blog
Apr 9, 2008 | 7:49 PM

JamaciaW

Great Joke!
Since we're talking in the biblical sense, lets talk about the King Kawme version of the ten commandments.

Thou,except for King Kwame shall not Murder.
Thou,except for King Kawme shall not order to have someone murdered(Ms. Green)
Thou shall not catch me when I commit Adultery,I have, and I will again and again.
Only I can bear false witness against my neighbors(the two police offiers)
When I do wrong and use the name of the Lord or his messengers in vain, they believe me because I come a gorilla in sheeps clothing.
For six days I sexed, texed and lied,O.K I did on the sabbath I did too. I'm King Kong,Oops I mean King Kawme.

You King Kawme are the serpent along with your BLEEP of Babylon who ruined the garden of eden with your lies and deception.
You King Kawme are like a GIANT ANACONDA, who slithered into a position you never should have had. You and your PUPPETS have abused your positions.

NOW IT IS TIME TO GO AWAY!!!!! SCAT
islandview222 read my blog view my photos
Apr 13, 2008 | 1:14 PM

...wow, that 10 commandments thing was scary!
DirtyDogg read my blog view my photos
Apr 13, 2008 | 1:15 PM

...wow, that 10 commandments thing was scary!
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StooltimeCounseling

Good day! My name is Mark Rogers. I am a Licensed Professional Counselor and Certified Sports Counselor, Diplomate. I also work on the Human Development Steering Committee and Public Relations Committee with the Statue Of Responsibility Foundation. Google, "Stooltime Counseling", to go to my website, where you can read a number of self-help articles I have written.

Member Since: 5/20/2007


 

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