May 1, 2008 | 4:17 PM
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Kwame should resign as mayor and start pimping instead. He already has the fancy suits and the Cadillac Escalade. He could get Butch Hollowell to ride with him up and down Woodward Avenue.
Kwame is a con man in a city of con men. Hustlers continue to support him in order to keep their own games going. When is the FBI going to take a look at Horace Sheffield and that extortion game he has been playing for years? He goes around threatening the suburbs with protest marches unless they pay up. He uses coercion and accusations of racism to shake down white cities, then he pockets the cash. I think he learned how to do this from Jesse Jackson, another con man who should be doing time somewhere.
Kwame is a spin doctor. He knows how to twist the truth up like a pretzel. He lies with very little effort. He seems to be a natural at it. He knows how to dress up a lie so it sounds good. And now he has hired a "dream team" of paid liars, uh, I mean lawyers, who will help him beat the texting rap.
It's hard being a mayor out here. Maybe time to start pimpin'!