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by DW45 from Rowan Co, NC

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Ladies Verses Real Women
Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still
     cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess
     salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

Real Women
- If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
     damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made
     it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
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Ladies
- Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on
     your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women
- Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
     might still have the headache, but who cares?
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Ladies
- Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone
     to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women
- Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone,
     for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your
     feet up, eating it anyway.
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Ladies
- To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
     the potatoes.

Real Women
- Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for
     up to a year.
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Ladies
- When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a
     bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess
     on the inside of the cake.

Real Women
- Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.
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Ladies
- Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to
     yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women
- Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing
     egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.
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Ladies
- If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
     dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening
     jars easy.

Real Women
- Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.
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And finally the most important tip!.....

Ladies
- Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes
     for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women
- Leftover wine??
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Awright, Ladies & Gents....

The Elections are OVER, for at least 4 years (Thank the Lord), so now, let's all get back to being Buddies and Friends....

Many of us have said, or worse, simply repeated things that were totally unnecessary in the Passions of the Moment -

All's well that ends well, and we must have Faith that this one will, too...

Fishing, Hunting, Sports, Musicians (I know there's a few here) and even Religion is far more interesting than Politics ever was...  Plus, there is FEEDBACK besides a Yes/ No response! - Personally, by the time the Elections said-and-done, they could have Elected Darth Vader, for all I cared......

Let's see what we can do about it....This Blog is pretty much on Life Support right now, and I hate to lose, and I would miss, the many friends (I hope) that I've met here.....

So....... let's all pop a Cold whatever, sit back, and think about our next Blog...

The Election bus is GONE, and we ALL have sore feet from chasing it!
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Subject: God is Busy
 
GOD is Busy
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.'

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.  The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?' 

The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!!!!



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Let's think briefly about  AUTO INSURANCE...the State says you MUST have it, and then gives the Ins Co.s free authority to set their own rules, and rates...due to their financial "requirements", owing to costs, type of coverage, inflation, etc...

Case in Point:: - My Beloved Wife, in  my Beloved  ALMOST new truck, in an unbeloved  traffic jam in Gaston Co., Christmas Eve, 2006 - She was already STOPPED in the inside Emergency Lane (left side),  - due to some fool causing an earlier slowdown/ minor wreck  -somebody couldn't wait to pee, I guess  -this was a full minute BEFORE  when she was twice hit from behind, with one going down the passenger side of my vehicle (I was not with her and her sister) -

For the Record: Neither my Wife nor I have ANY points on our State Driving Licenses -

MY Ins co., which rhymes alot with GEICO (they do give excellent rates) -is "A"

Party 2, whose Ins Co. rhymes alot with GMAC/Integon -is "B"

Party 3, whose Ins Co. rhymes alot with California Casualty-is "C"

After almost a year and a half, they have  "reviewed" my claim.....

"A" was willing to repair my truck, minus Towing Package and new tire (Factory Equipment).....to be fair, they didn't SAY my Collision would triple, but why the hell should I pay for it?

"B" and "C" are going around about "WE hit him, but HE hit your truck," etc...and WE hit your truck, but that's because HE hit US!.....Golly Gee.....What To Do?

OH, but wait! - "B" said an "unidentified vehicle" forced him out of his lane! - "C" picked up on that pretty quick, too, obviously no fool HE! - so now these triumvirates of Justice and the AMERICAN WAY  (pre-paid, no less) have decided there will be NO PAYMENTS rendered,  to ANYBODY, because they can all blame it on the "unidentified vehicle"!!!!....It was a full 4 months later before this "mystery vehicle" made an appearance ( by "B"'s "verbal account).....

The attending OFFICER at the SCENE called the Ins Co.s involved, left them the facts, contact info,etc...never even got a callback, nothing.....

Due to Familial business matters, I've spent too much money lately on $85.00/ half hour  (read 20 min )  USELESS Lawyers...Back in the good old days, you didn't pay a Lawyer (like a mechanic) until he did what you paid him to do...No real hope there - Talked to the NC Insurance Commission - they admitted their hands are basically tied, until a FEDERAL amount of cash is involved.....BLEEP?

Anybody out there have reasonable advice, or the number of a decent Lawyer in Gaston Co?.....

There is an Ins. Industry term called  "injury and several" to cover these situations, but apparently they don't  even want to split the LEGAL Liability, better to keep the BUCKS in the Family,  I guess.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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     It was just on the 8:44pm news (Ch 14)  that Mr. Nifong has been dropped as a defendent in the Duke LaCrosse players'  lawsuit - at least until his millionaire self gets out of banckruptcy ( so sayeth the JUDGE).....Does that mean all the others will still be sued?.....Lots of folks are locked up right now for indigency (homelessness) - What the hell is that,  even if it is a relief? - One day,  when I grow up,  I hope I'm rich enough to be poor in the eyes of the Law  - Gotta be a pretty good trick to that.....

      Let him do Community Service feeding  people at the Shelter like everybody else!

      Let's see if Al or Jesse climb out from under their respective rocks for this one.....

    

 

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     I didn't catch the early details of this,  but I know the Sheriff resigned to take the Raleigh job - somebody accused the sucessors (both) of various shortcomings, but I thought the VOTE was supposed to settle it once & for all  (silly me) -  is THIS going to  end up in court,  like everything else in Charlotte does?

     This is a late,  but serious question -...........if the (interdepartment) candidates for the job were that bad,  then why were they on the force to begin with?.......What,  we've gotta go to California to find a new Sheriff too?  - (Re: CMS..... Peter Gorman HAS done an outstanding job) -

     For better or worse,  there's alot to be said for already knowing who you're dealing with,  and both these guys have been here awhile,  know the areas,  "temperament" of the natives, etc -

     I (sadly) understand the local politics & race issues (?) in this instance,  but can't we just for once give the job to whoever is best qualified,  without complicating a simple, everyday business decision?

     OK,  somebody lay the truth on me...................

    

    

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       We need to give Ms Fair a raise, and put her back to work - we need a LOT more like her  -                                                 
                                                       
                                                       
               What a shame those poor,  underpriveliged,  pure-minded ,  lily- whte conscienced CHILDREN had to put up with their OWN SCHOOL TEACHER  possibly giving them a low grade in CONDUCT - the CEL phones probably didn't help -

     What IS the world coming to,  when you are at least partially responsible for  your own behavior ?

     I can only hope that these well grounded,  confident and secure young ADULTS, are not forever scarred by this traumatic experiencce.....

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DW45

Happily Married 2yrs, age 46, Technical worker - HS, USAF, College - Homeowner, taxpayer, likes to fish, and looking forward to stocking up the freezer this year! dw4551@ymail.com

Member Since: 11/15/2007