BrittasRight's Blog

  My baby is comming home for 2 weeksfrom Iraq ... I cant wait  I amso excited he comes on Monday or Tuesday  I cant sleep or eat  I am to excited.. Wantedto Share with almy fox friends ..Thats all

 I had to share this story ,I am in a writing mood anyway

 Afew months ago my mom bought me a pretty tank top that was black and had lacey straps   .. ( suprised usually its something hot pink and floral that I will never wear)

      Well being that it was to nice to wear just to play around the city and go to the store . I moved it to my "nice" section of the closet .. well last night I was trying things on and looking through my closet .. I found the tank top and I was like oh yeah I am going to try this on and see what I can wear with it ..
 I went to try it on and there was some elastic thing cought up inside it .  iOnceI pulled this elasticthing  out  . I then realized . THIS ISNT A TANKTOP  this is a neglajay  thing ..
 

I wonder what the clerk thought when my mom went up to pay for that  .

or at least I hope my mom thought it was tank top.

 my poor mom

 Hope you all enjoyed I am still lauging

Stains!  What can we say about them.  Though some are permanant most aren't.  I work in a nursrey so when I come home my clothes are pretty filthy.. Water, sweat, fertilizer, rain  mud/ you name it.

   For years I been using the "Spray and WAsh satin stick" Rolls on liek a deodorant and you can leave the stain treated like that for up to a week works better the longer you leave it with the treated.

   This is hard to find I have only found it at Target Super Center by the Osceaola Parkway  ( might be at others I haven had luck)  SO I bought my self a crap load of them. This coast about $2.50 now ...

If the clothes have been dried a million times it might take a few treatments as the heat from the dryer tends to set the stains in.  It might be to late if they have been dried alot ( but at least for the future)

 I wash all my clothes in COLD water becuase cold water seems to work better then HOT when you are removing stains.

 This has gotten out ink, blood,dirt, fertilizer, Spaghetti sauce and alot of other stains for me.

  How I treat-  I roll on the stain like a roll on deo and let sit for a few days in the hamper I then wash in COLD water and once in a while I have to wash twice before I dry . 

I just thought I would share this has worked better the any stain remover I have ever used .. Good Luck Everyone I hope you try and have as much success as I have with this

 Thanks for reading .. No go do Laundry

  hey everyone

Just got my converter box for my non cable digtal TV LOL I must say this thing is GREAT for those of you who don't have cable ..This makes all the local channels non fuzzy yeahh no more "fox position"  holding my antennea 

 It was very easy to hook up and there are extra channels inbetween channels its unreal.  Everything is fantasticaly clear I just cant get over it.  So now I pick up all the locals except NBC ( I have never recieved signal from that station for the past 20 years that I lived here)

  I used my cupon in the mail and it was at Wal- Mart for $49.87 I paid the differace from the $40. cupon

I must say that it was better then I thought it would be and was pretty much free and I no longer have to BLEEP around with rabbit ears. 

 Just wanted to share it with everyone

  It really suprises me sometimes... I drive OBT daily on my commutes to work and anyone who drives OBT/MAIN  knows thats its like pink pong people walking out in the middle ofthe street as if there are no cars..   I am used to that and the spots were people usually walk out but this one got to me today

 Two ladies pushig a stroller.... instead of using the SIDEWALK these ladies decided to walk on the white line closest to the curb on the right side .. NOW you would think that.. WEll  ok if the group of them wants to walk on the side of the road they would put the stroller they were pushing with the baby closer to the curb ..WRONG   the stroller was closest to the cars and all the cars were swerving into the next lane being carful not to smack in to this ladies kids  and making volture food out of them and not to side swipe the traffic in the next lane.

 Sad thing is I would not feel bad for this lady if the kid got hit I would feel bad for the kid people like that dont deserve to have kids.  If someone were to actually smack into them..Like always the driver is blamed  not always the drivers fault PEDS need to be ticketed for not walking on a side walk if there is one available just liek cars would get tickets for driving on the side walk..

 Hey to all you bloggers and readers

  I have discovered quite the nifty little product.  All of us at one time or another has had clogged pipes sometimes so severe draino wont work sometimes you might even have to call a plumber..but wait  put down that phone.

   Once again I had a severe clog that even draino couldnt fix.   I found this nifty little stick in the Plumbing aisle at Home Depot called "Zap It' I dont know if you ever heard of this but its a  plastic kind of flimsy jagged white stick.  I forced this down my drain a few times and pulled it back up and it completley unclogged my pipe ( draino couldn't even unclog) 

 Not only is this completey safe but you dont have the risk of back splash of a harmful chemical hitting you in the face/eyes and of course its competely safe for the enviroment and the best part is it was only a few dollars I believe I paid like 3 bucks...

I didnt eve have to use a plnger whoo hoo!

 So from one homeownertp another I hope I this works as well for you as uit did to me!

Messages to people that wil never read this

MEN- If you are extremely hairy you have no right what so ever to go jogging with out a shirt.. I understand why you are jogging but good golley cover your chia-pet of a chest!  I almost drove of the road I was so grossly blinded by seeing you..  Do you actually think you looked good? you had more hair then my pet.  Please Please Please for the safety of all drivers put a shirt on!

PASSENGERS- Their are certain songs you should not interrupt.  I have said this many of times I turn the radio  up to these certain songs ( their is like 5 of them) to hear them, don't you turn my radio down so I can hear a stupid story that I heard already let me hear my song and be in my moment.

FRIENDS- ( Julia this doesn't pertain to you)  If I don't answer my phone to you I obviousley don't want to be bothered.  This does not mean come to my door and pound on it for 10 minutes  and then preseed to call my phone again.  I see your number I have caller ID I do not want to talk to you! 

MYSPACE FRIENDS- Stop bitching because I move my list around from time to time this is not a personal attack it makes it easier for me to message the people  I actually talk to in real life.  Don't make me invisable my list again.

BEST BUY- Your not getting your money so give it a rest.

WESH TV- Get a better tower so I can actually pic up your station I have lived hear for 20 years and have never been able to pick up your station without forming some funky pose holding rabbit ear antenneas with foil clinged to the top.

NEIGHBORS-  The more you complain about my lawn the longer I will let it grow trust me I have no problem raising weeds.

CLEARANCE-( my cat)  Please dont pounce on me to cuddle you with your claws out at full force.  This is why you end up knocked on the floor

MY SISTER-  Stop calling me at 2am to tell me what your kid did.  Remeber you called me at work to tell me I did not forget.

OLD MEN- please do not take an Old Spice bath  I can smell you 30 feet before you even get to me.  Dousing you self with this stuff is probally bad for your health and we all 2nd hand it in

VISA- read what I wrote to BEST BUY

BRITTA- get a dictionary

  Sorry People  I am so sick of American Idle.  The show is fake and over dramatized I do belive so of teh contestants are real but seriously you can'ttellme you buy all that crap that they feed you .  I stopped watching the show after the 2nd season ,But every morning no matter what radio station Ilisten to onmy way to work thats all they play are clips and talk about the stupid show.. Sorry but this show had its cake .. any one else feel the same way

  I hate reality TV..What happend to good ol shows  But I really hate IDOL

  I remember sometime ago there was a blog about diet drinks , in this blog I raved about how many I drank a day those who did not read or rememeber i t was almost a 12 pack a day .

 Well something happend to me about 2 weeks ago,  I was to lazt to drive my self up to 7-11 to buy another case.   So I did the unthinkable I drank WATER something that was almost new to me.  so with my microwaved dinner I poored my self a tall glass of warm tap water.  The shock was amazing I did not realize how dehydrated I actually was I ended up drinking about 4 of those tall glasses. 

 I didn't think much of until I woke up and were I almost instantly wake up and open a diet coke.  instead I just gotdressed and went to work.   Didn't have one at work either  this was a schock to everyone I work with( yes i was that bad)

  I had completely stopped drinking diet coke and replaced all with water.   Were I work on the weekends a few of my co-workers had  asked me what I been using on my skin and for teh dark circles under my eyes.. 

 Yes siince I stopped drinking diet coke , my skin looks better , the dark circles have diminished and I FEEL so much better.  I am no longer depressed I can wake up ontime ( good for the alarm clocks)  and I am in  bed after the 10 o clock news ( sometimes at 8:30)

  I didn't think I would ever stop drinking that stuff I can go n about all the things on my body that feel better but I think thisis long enough  but the best part is I save almost  200 bucks a month can you beleive that...  So to all you dit drinker or even regular soda I hope this can help you ...

Hey Everyone

 I thought that I would start this year off by revealing secrets... feel free to add yours and make me feel better about what I did?

thoughh it was about 7 years ago it still has a recovering effect..

My sister used to make fun of me calling me a fat pig ( back before I lost 30lbs) lesbian , ugly, stupid and so on  well this hurt my feelings and made me feel worthless

 so to get her back and make me feel better for 2 months

I stole her incoming and outgoing mail and threw it away

she until this day never understood why her car was almost repoed and her cell phone kept getting shut off

every payment she would mail out  I would through away and I would go through the mail before she got home and throw all the  bill mail and bank statements  away then I signed her up for great expectations with criteria she would NOT look for in men!!! maybe I shouldn't post this but what the hell I can always remove it.

anyone esle have a secret? please have on worse

  On my way home from work the other day around 230 pm  I was driving down Hoffner Rd when just ahead I noticed all the cars stopped and the white car ahead of me kept breaking then some how squeezed between  the on coming traffic and then went on ,   well the cars in the lane next to me were all stopped , and then I saw it a blue car driving the wrong way ( hoffner is 2 lanes)  as this blue car is slowly driving towrads me I have no were to go as the other side of traffic started moving and there is no pull over place on Hoffner unless you want to pull over into a a ditch any way I stop so what does this blue car do. contnues driving slowly and drives right into my car head on

  She then  gets back in the correct lane and asked  me if i was calling the police . I said Of course I am you BLEEP BLEEP your driving in the wrong lane and you just hit my BLEEP car ( i was kind of pissed) she then says to me all drunk and slurring all her words pointing and saying to her self " its all my fault "  pointing to her self  I told her to pull over ( as if she would actually listen to me) and she didn't  I pulled over into a floral shop that was the closest drive way  and called the police and our once again helpful 911 system that never seems to work. After calling them  they told me they dont go to parking lots I informed them I was in a drive way   they said to put my car back were the accident was  ok so I can put it back on Hoffner blocking the road so someone  else can hit my car  well  I waited for about 45 minutes and left .. I called them back explained to them that the floral shop asked me to move my car becuase I was blocking there drive way  but I live right across the street less then a block away .. there response "we dont go to houses" I  gave up and said what ever you are help less to me  I figured there were no witnesses well not any that stuck around ,  the drunk  lady was no were to be found , and my car was suprisingly not damaged enough to claim a report  I never went back to the accident

 just felt like bitching about it tonight thanks for reading  and if you got this far a huge thanks for reading!

 Hey Everyone Its been a very long time since I posted

anyway I thought I would bring to your attention the death of an alarm clock part 2

I guess I couldn't handle the new one the constant buzzing that I grew immune to. It was set for 5:30 am  I woke up at 8:30 am and the ararmwas still buzzing  it did its job. I am to blame no one but my self.  Well now that I am late for work ( had to be there by 8am) I took my frustration out on the new clock. It will join the other one in the land fill aka alarmclock grave yard  for the morning garbage pick up. This one only lasted a year not even I think just maybe 7 months ( when ever I posted the clock story the first time) I have no idea what to do anymore ,alram clocks don't last they dont even have a chance with me .. any suggestions people , my friend said to get one that moves when you try to shut it off ?????

 I will be using my cell phone to wake up tommorow I hope it works!

  thanks everyone 

   I am truly inspired to write today after this horrible experience, I went to a guys house that I just started dating .. and man was I suprised when I walked in, The mess was over whelming......... it was so messy inside 

I mean was stuff every ware clothes, mail food, plates  .. And it keeps getting better ( I was going to take pictures but thought it would be rude my first time to his house)  

    First when I walked in entering the foyer there was garbage and clothes  walking up the stairs there was all kinds of debri it looked like a tornado went threw there ,  I get into the living room and it looked he had tried to clean up but gave up rather quickly ( now wouldn't you clean up if you were inviting people over )  and if that wasnt bad enough he said to use his bathroom becuase it was the CLEANER of the  2  ..  so he knows its messy and didnt even apologize for the mess Its liek it didnt even phase him  ..LOL

When I  went into the bathroom.. I about puked there was dried up tooth paste plastered all over the sink little left over soap slivers all over the floor that was accompanied by tons of ciggerate boxes,  ciggerate butts , soda cans, clothes & used toilet paper from the over flowing garbage

   The shower curtain was open and there must of been an inch thick of soap scum stuck to the bottom of the shower

 Walking to and out of the bathroom I had to walk over about 4 laundry piles that were piled over other laundry and the laundry at the top had skid marks ...( yes ladies skid marks)

 He must of heard me say WOW this is messy becuase he said you should look at the roomates bathroom.. which was just about the same but you couldnt open or close the door being that there was a laundry pile that must of toppled wedgeing the door from opening of closing and  you can see just enough inside and there was make up smeared on the sink and nasty used toilet paper all over the floor.

I am still traumatized by this experience... and I havent been back over I am to scared I will get a disease

Hey Fox... This should of beem on TV is was bad

 I hope he doesnt read this !

   hope you all enjoyed if I dare go back i am taking pictures and posting them as an update

 Hey I hope you all enjoy this , its why you should brush your teeth.. if not you may be the star in part 2 of my next video 

click on line, Couldnt figureout how to load the video to were it just comes up, you will laugh, cry and be GROSSED out ..Enjoy http://www.youtube.com/v/bH-AaQK4UxI

it goes to a you tube video I made

thanks for watching