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by Audentas from Michigan resident 57 years

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Hello my fellow Michiganders,

Tis I AUDENTAS the voice of truth.

Have you all heard about our Jennifer (Canadian) Granholm.

You know the lady running Michigan.

Well hot off the WIRES.

Jennifer had done it she has found the answer to Michigans WOES.

She is implimenting a new tax on us that will help fix the BUDGET the REPUB-LI-C-RATS have messed up.

Here goes:

She is implimenting a new FLUSH TAX.  That's right.

It goes something like this.

For every home in Michigan (approx 4,513,502) give or take a few thousand and for every business, school, or anything that houses a toilet she is going to NOW GET THIS

TAX EACH TIME A TOILET IS FLUSHED!  That is right....

FLUSH TAX.

It is going to cost each citizen of Michigan .03 to .05 cents a flush.

Now doing your home work that should bring into her about now don't take me to my word, I am bad with math, but it should bring in about $58,162,024.00.

Now that is THINKING... I am all for this for it will help us all.

She will have installed a GPS electronic tracing device on each toilet.

It will keep records of each time the toilets in Michigan are flushed.

It will be put on your STATE INCOME TAX at the end of the year.

Damn that woman is smart!

I take my hat off to her.

From Lansing alone it should bring in MILLIONS of Dollars from all the BLEEP that is flushed up there daily....

Well gotta go just had to let you know.....

Hats off to Jennifer!

She's my GAL.

Audentas...

Fortune Favors the Bold

MORE TO COME!

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car7858 read my blog view my photos
Oct 26, 2007 | 2:03 PM

This post is Golden!!! Welcome to the Fox2 team, Audentas!

colt19112 read my blog view my photos
Oct 26, 2007 | 6:49 PM

the enviromental wack jobs want to end all toilet flusing. no poop its true!

Tallmanok2 read my blog view my photos
Oct 27, 2007 | 3:46 AM

Welcome to the blogs.

I get a kick out of people slaming Jenn while the Republican controled Senate takes a three day weekend. The republicans want another shut down so no matter what lame fool they put up next time you will vote for them.

sarge-m read my blog
Oct 27, 2007 | 6:12 AM

Sounds like Michigan is going to get a cluster swirly! Welcome to the blogs.

sarge-m read my blog
Oct 27, 2007 | 6:14 AM

Where's Stooltime when you need him? LOL

car7858 read my blog view my photos
Oct 27, 2007 | 8:34 AM

Your key word Tall is people-People are slamming Grannyholm from both sides of the coin. I am certain you are not in the majority of people that want her out, but it is your opinion. By the way, I thought the whole state government agreed to an early Friday, no weekend, and a slight possibility of Monday. Lansing dosen't seem to be worried about the "alledged" Shutdown-Could it be they already have their minds made up & will wait for the 11th hour "finale" to their show? Or do they really care?

Tallmanok2 read my blog view my photos
Oct 27, 2007 | 9:02 AM

Car,

This is a game being played but it's not by Jennifer. It did turn out they both took the weekend off, but if you look at the post I put up yesterday the Senators had already decided on it.

car7858 read my blog view my photos
Oct 27, 2007 | 10:46 AM

Tall-So is it a case of the blind leading the blind? Why didn't the D's stay and make a point? Man, they sure put up a good fight against the time off. PHEW!!

steveincanton read my blog view my photos
Oct 27, 2007 | 4:44 PM

Its a crappy idea and Im sure it will be flushed out of the system!!!!!!!!!!!

car7858 read my blog view my photos
Oct 27, 2007 | 8:32 PM

I agree steve-too much paperwork!!!!!!

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Audentas

If you have seen the movie Braveheart that tis me! WARRIOR! Half Scotch half English breeding, Always fighting with myself! This blog is not to give advice only to SHARE LIFE EXPERIENCE! To SHARE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR IN LIFE! That is all you need to know. Audentas Fortuna Jovat! FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD! Always, AUDENTAS

Member Since: 9/8/2007