Audentas's Blog

Hello my fellow Michiganders,

Tis I AUDENTAS the voice of truth.

Have you all heard about our Jennifer (Canadian) Granholm.

You know the lady running Michigan.

Well hot off the WIRES.

Jennifer had done it she has found the answer to Michigans WOES.

She is implimenting a new tax on us that will help fix the BUDGET the REPUB-LI-C-RATS have messed up.

Here goes:

She is implimenting a new FLUSH TAX.  That's right.

It goes something like this.

For every home in Michigan (approx 4,513,502) give or take a few thousand and for every business, school, or anything that houses a toilet she is going to NOW GET THIS

TAX EACH TIME A TOILET IS FLUSHED!  That is right....

FLUSH TAX.

It is going to cost each citizen of Michigan .03 to .05 cents a flush.

Now doing your home work that should bring into her about now don't take me to my word, I am bad with math, but it should bring in about $58,162,024.00.

Now that is THINKING... I am all for this for it will help us all.

She will have installed a GPS electronic tracing device on each toilet.

It will keep records of each time the toilets in Michigan are flushed.

It will be put on your STATE INCOME TAX at the end of the year.

Damn that woman is smart!

I take my hat off to her.

From Lansing alone it should bring in MILLIONS of Dollars from all the BLEEP that is flushed up there daily....

Well gotta go just had to let you know.....

Hats off to Jennifer!

She's my GAL.

Audentas...

Fortune Favors the Bold

MORE TO COME!