Joe's Blog

          Its been a long wait but Bigfoot has finaly mad a public apearance. Somewere in rural south dakota the big hairy beast has been netted. At first no one knew what it was. An ape, a man, possibly both?

          The common misconception that we see on TV and in cinema is that bigfoot is the  'missing link' between man and ape. The reality is that bigfoot is a decendant of man. The offspring of centuries worth of wild natural breeding and mutation.

        After they got the animal into a zoocage it strutted around smelling and not looking anyone in the eyes. He had a snobby look on his face that lended the idea that he was superior in everyway to his capturs.

        Long ago when man came to this vast uninhabited continent. Way up north were the summers are short and the winters last forever mother nature looked on her forgotten son and had mercy. First she equiped him with a thick fur that protected against cuts as well as the cold. This was easy enough considering men are very hairy to begin with. Next she improved his sense of smell and hearing to the point were he could walk around with a blindfold on and be perfectly aware of his souroundings. finaly a strong set of claws matched with sturdy well designed teeth completed the transformation. With the instincts of the average woodsman and the strength of the average construction worker Bigfoot is a magnificant force of nature.

     Some even suggest that the animal can sense danger like spiderman and this is the reason why it has remaind so elusive. It sounds like a tall tale but this miracle has been documented for some time. One of our presidents even claimed to have had an encounter. the only thing lacking up until this point is physical evidence, a specimen.

    Four adventurers claim they have a body of our bigfoot and DNA evidence supporting their claim. The discovery was made in the northern woodland of Georgia and the evidence is going to be revieled in a press conference on friday.